Taylor Swift is so right about you.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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