its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We need to get me chipped asap
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