i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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