Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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