some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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