brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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