She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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