How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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