Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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