So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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