Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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