Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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