Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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