I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
