so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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