I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
not ubering you a puppy
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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