Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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