Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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