do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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