Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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