It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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