i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
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i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sext me about skeletons
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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