Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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