Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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