weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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