Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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