Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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