but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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