talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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