There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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