STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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