Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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