the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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