Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
try to milk me bitch
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