yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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