Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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