The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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