I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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