How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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