I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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