The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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