New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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