Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What did we do last night that was yellow?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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