Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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