There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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