I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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