i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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