no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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