Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just cropdusted the office
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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