i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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