Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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