You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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