Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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