so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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