I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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