I love having hate sex.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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