If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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